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Yes
Yes.
Facing away is my default position when not actively rinsing anything. Either half these comments are trying to be funny with their quips about washing their whole body or they take the faster showers in the world with no soak/relax time
Yes
You do know you can wash both sides, right?
Showoff
I have a rain shower
It’s quite wonderful
I’m like a rotisserie chicken in there
This is the way.
Yes.
Rotate like a pillar of shawarma
While rocking left and right how Ray Charles does
Pfft. Beginner.
Rotate like a rotisserie chicken.
Amateur hour. I start to spin around like a gyroscope the moment I set foot in the shower
I stand still and the shower revolves around me.
Relativistically accurate
I spin too… have you ever tried spinning in opposite direction… really fucks with your head.
OP please tell me that you don’t just wash one side of your body.
I rotisserie chicken when I’m actually washing myself (and take down there hose to wash my genitals) but if I’m taking a hot shower to self soothe / emotionally regulate I face away.
I spin right round like a record, baby.
Right round right round???
Right into lovin’ arms.
Except not, because shower sex is horrible. The loving arms can respect my space and wait until after I’m done showering, baby.
I rotate like a döner
Denn döner macht schöner
Now I’m hungry, for you?
I think people are vastly overestimating the amount of rinsing required for a shower. Scrubbing with soapy water is like 99.9% of the shower. You don’t need a constant hose blast of fresh water to have enough water to do that and actually is probably removing the soap too early.
To answer the question, away because I’m not a sicko. But obviously turning to rinse when needed.
Aren’t people turning the water off when scrubbing themselves with soap ??
I’m not a sicko
It’s literally just tap water?
Rotate. Why would you just wash one side?
Away, unless I’m stomping the turd down the drain, then I guess I’m facing towards it
