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I go up and down while spinning like a yo-yo
I spin right round like a record, baby.
Right round right round???
Right into lovin’ arms.
Except not, because shower sex is horrible. The loving arms can respect my space and wait until after I’m done showering, baby.
I face away from it because it offends me. It’s a rocky relationship.
I cling to the ceiling like a frightened cat.
You must be my local spider. Sorry about the view.
I shower in the shower.
Rotate like a pillar of shawarma
Pfft. Beginner.
Rotate like a rotisserie chicken.
Amateur hour. I start to spin around like a gyroscope the moment I set foot in the shower
I stand still and the shower revolves around me.
Relativistically accurate
Rotate. Why would you just wash one side?
I do rapid backflips the whole shower to make sure I’m getting washed all over.
I rotate like a döner
Denn döner macht schöner
Now I’m hungry, for you?
Predominantly away, unless whatever cleaning I’m doing requires otherwise.
I start facing and rotate as I wash different areas.
I rotate like a rotisserie chicken.
I scrunch down in the shower tray like a spatchcock chicken.
yeah I was gonna say. half one side half the other but not split in just two like that. I mean how do you rinse all the soap if you don’t hit both sides?
Shower time is centrifuge time
Sideways.
I turn around so both sides can get clean…
Why didn’t I think of that?
