Definitely seems like a “Buy Once, Cry Once” situation. I’m sure you could get a button for 1€, but it would probably need replaced every other week or so.

The oppression is the goal. They want you to tell 10 people locally, not 10 million worldwide.

Yep.

I haven’t blocked anyone, but I have people tagged with 🤡 or 💩 if they’re a troll, a shill, and ass, etc.

Ooh! I didn’t think about outrunning the rotation! Seems like there’d be a curve to your speed there as each bit of acceleration would make you lighter, making it easier to run… Like the rig they used in the marvel movies to make Captain America outrun everyone.

I’ve almost ordered that same Daphne shirt a couple of times.

I have a shirt with a vial of Narcan on it that says “Get Woke”.

Now I’m thinking about how much force you would need to be able to jump high enough to hit escape velocity on your side, do half a flip, and land on the other…

Been going on for a while. Remember “Alternative Facts”?

Disqualified.

Trump isn’t logical.

_______________ is a delivery system for Ranch.

This is the most accurate thing I have ever seen on the Internet.

Is it a CRT? There are gamers who will travel & pay you for a good sized one…

You were advertising in the wrong channels.

And just like that, Brazil is off my travel list

I use the term “Interwebs” when I’m being snarky about anything online, and I use progressively more absurd buzzwordles until someone antifa’s the whole electoshondig.

That sounds right; I think it was next to Dinosaur Forest, with a bunch of statues and animatronics.

optical illusions made it look like a ball rolled uphill and chairs could stand on edge

I went to one like this in Ohio in the 80’s as a kid. Balls rolled uphill, you could lean a ladder against a wall & climb it, when you went into the little house you walked leaning sideways…

I always thought it was a trick in how they built the place, but never figured it out.

Sounds pretty corny, if you ask me

Someone is going to link their Signal chat to the app, aren’t they…

Ladrones

I don’t know Spanish.