This is site is gonna be western-centric so I’d not even bother with those countries:

So my answer is:

Hong Kong, Vietnam, Guangdong Province become one nation

Republic of Yue (粵共和國)

Historically we came from a common group of people… so… this make sense lol

A lot of Vietnamese words are similar to Cantonese.

So we just make this a dual-language nation of Cantonese + Vietnamese (plus we’d give protected status for minority languages/“dialects” and allow schools in their regions to use 50% of the time to use their language/“dialect” only, the other 50% they have to pick either Cantonese or Vietnamese as the main language, and also the other one become their sort of like “minor” language studies in college terms… so this de facto means the Northern part of this nation use Cantonese, Southern part use Vietnamese as the main one…

So someone running for president of the Republic of Yue is legally required to pass fluency test in both national languages to make sure people are united…

Oh fun fact: the 粵 Chinese character (as in 粵語/Cantonese) representing Guangzhou and Cantonese related words, and the 越 Chinese character in 越南 (Vietnam) are pronounced the exact same in both Cantonese and Mandarin.

Anyways… I’m gonna tag my favorite HKer on Lemmy @NorthWestWind@lemmy.world

Hope you’d enjoy living in our Republic of Yue fantasy where Cantonese is a national language for once (can you imagine if Cantonese won the debate to become China’s official language? 🥹)

/non-serious of course… but this would be a very funny country… imagine Cantopop with Vietnamese sprinkled inside? lolol

你好，

歡迎來到廣州，

請用廣東話！

/jk

Seems to only mention SSRI specifically, not about antidepressants in general

Also this: “suggested that the active ingredients in 10 of the most popularly prescribed antidepressant medications made a meaningful difference in only 15 percent of the patients who took them, almost always in those patients suffering from the most severe depression”

So yeah… that’s me lmfao…

BORTLES!

Plot twist: I AM THE AI, I just don’t know yet 🤖

(Terminator 4 has joined the chat)

I already have no clue how to jerk off anyways… never did it; I might already have it tbh lmao

“You die in 50 years…”

5 seconds later…

“Unfortunately in about 10 seconds after you receive the answer, you accidentally fall as you are jumping up and down celebrating, you hit your head and you’re in a coma until you get cut off 50 years later and officially die”

…

The End

Sleepily ever after…

there’s an entity that knows everything, and I can communicate with that entity, i can ask the entity any question, giving me infinite responses

But what if that entity is being a dick and refuse to answer any questions?

As I pondered at what I could possibly ask, I blurted out “Do I get time to think about this or do I have to ask it like… right now?”

OH SHIT FUCK I DIDN’T MEAN TO ASK…

“It doesn’t matter anymore, now you don’t.”

And with that, I realized… I FUCKED UP…

Nah, then they could murder us… It’s safer to find one just advanced enough but not too advanced…

ERROR: YOUR PACEMAKER HAS CRASHED, PLEASE PRESENT YOUR ID TO VERIFY THAT YOU…

checks notes

… actually need a pacemaker and not just some kid… why need ID? cuz… something something counterterrorism and protect children…

Does this apply to Mestashtics?

Meshtashtic-net, anyone?

I wonder what the “Lib-Right” would say about this lmao

Is “Pro-Constitution” and “Anti-Tyranny” gonna be on a list of banned words?

The Front Man managed to get the money from S.Korea to the US…

I think I’ll be fine…

(Okay seriously tho, I’d buy crypto to launder the money and hide it from IRS…)

How do they even verify my foreign birth certificate?

Like I could just forge one bearing the seal of my former country, how do they even tell if that’s legit?

Glory to Arstotzka!

I don’t trust others’ reviews.

Curious, if reviews are REALLY BAD, do you still ignore it or just be on the err side of things and not go there/buy that thing/use that service?

Tip for passwords in general:

Create a password, but don’t actually use it yet.

Like… make an empty account for Bitwarden (or if you use Keepass, make an empty database) with that password, then keep logging in every 5 minutes or so… for like 3 times… then log in like every 1 hours or so for lile 3 hours… then ever 6 hours…

etc…

make sure you spend like 1 or 2 days doing this routine… of logging in every X time to get it committed to memory…

THEN after you know its memorized, start using the Bitwarden account (or Keepass database).

Also if you are using Bitwarden, pay like one time for the premium (its yearly but you can cancel the renew).

Set up emergency access to anoyher Bitwarden accouny with a secondary email

Then add that secondary Bitwarden account as your Primary’s Emergency Access contact.

Then write the SECONDARY account’s Email address, Email Password, and Bitwarden Password, on a piece of paper.

Set it for like X time then check your email for your primary account every X/2 days (if you set it as 14 days for recovery, check it at least once every 7 days) to make sure nobody got your piece of paper and tring to steal your passwords.

You can store it in a bank safe… or just in a drawer somewhere at home is fine too. Even if a roomate/family member gets it, you get a notification if they try to do emergency access…

This protects you from randomly getting retrograde amnesia…

And this is better than actually writing your PRIMARY account’s log in details down, because it give you a 14 day buffer (or whatever days you set it to) before someone can actually make use of those credentials…

And afiak, you only need premium to add an emergency contact, you don’t need premium for future years to keep it continue working.

Doesn’t armed IRS agents come to your house and shoot you?

That’s the horror story we were all told growing up: “Never be late on your taxes or the taxman will bring the god of death!” -Mom

/joke

If you want to live in a country that banned porn, feel free to move to People’s Republic of China.

(Or I guess Taliban-Controlled Afghanistan is also a good choice)