nice try fed 😛
Ctrl + F. “Knife.” Only 5 results.
I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed.
FR = PHONE FL= KEYS RR=WALLET LEFT WRIST =WATCH/FITNESS TRACKER NECK OF SHIRT = GLASSES
Sorry. I count to five before leaving the house to make sure I have everything and so I included more than pockets.

most days, I wear cargo pants, and I put my phone in right pocket, keys in left. and Bluetooth earbuds in lower left pocket , wallet in the lower right.
Cargo can be hard to find in the shops these days. I love it for air travel.
Left: Keys and wallet
Right: PhoneIf either is missing: Panic
Daily carry: front left, phone. Front right keys. Back right, wallet. Back left, a pack of paper tissues.
Phone in right back pocket or inner jacket pocket. Left front pocket, snus, if I don’t have a jacket left pocket for it. Right front pocket, apartment keys and lip balm. Earplugs in right jacket pocket. And if I’m going for a breakfast or lunch at a café, reading pad in inner left pocket.
that’s wild. I prefer keeping my anus in my right front pocket
Haha, oops. Snus is what it was supposed to be.
Wallet goes in my back left. Used to be my right but the way I sit that started to give me some sciatica issues no problem since I switched pockets. I also switched to a thinner wallet which probably helps as well but that came well after switching sides
Back right usually gets a bandana
Things move around between my front pockets a bit.
I usually carry a pocket knife and if it has a clip that gets clipped to the front right, no exceptions. If it doesn’t have a clip it could be in either front pocket, or possibly a belt pouch.
I usually have a pen on me and if my shirt doesn’t have a pocket that goes there as well.
I’ve been sporting a curly handlebar moustache for probably 15 years now, and if I’m wearing jeans or something else with a similar little watch/coin pocket, my tin of moustache wax goes there. Otherwise that tin goes into whichever pocket I find it’s rattling the least against whatever else is in that pocket.
Phone switches back and forth between my left and right front pocket, based mostly on which hand I was last using it with. If I was just aimlessly scrolling on my phone or texting someone I probably had it in my right hand so it goes in the front right. It occasionally also ends up in a jacket or shirt pocket.
If I was using it while I was doing something else, like maybe looking at a recipe while I was cooking it was probably in my left hand so it goes in that pocket.
If I have cargo pockets it sometimes ends up in one of those. One of my pairs of hiking pants has a pocket that fits it really nicely.
Keys generally get clipped to a belt loop on my right side, the case for my earbuds gets clipped on my left. Other times they end up in a jacket pocket or usually my front right pocket.
I usually carry a small notepad with me, like with the pen it preferably goes in a shirt pocket, otherwise it usually ends up in my right front, or if I have cargo pockets one of those.
HOW MANY POCKETS DO YOU HAVE AND WHY DO YOU HAVE A BANANA POCKET?! 😭
Edit: my ass totally read banana when you actually said banDana. Mb but we were laughing hysterically about a banana pocket.
Normally 5-7 between my shirt and pants.
2 front and back pockets on my pants
The little watch pocket on jeans and such
One or two shirt pockets
Occasionally I wear cargo pants or shorts which adds 2+ more pockets
And if I’m wearing a jacket, that adds a few more. My most commonly worn jacket has 2 hip, 2 chest, and 2 inside pockets
And if I’m fishing, even I don’t know how many pockets are on my vest, pretty sure that adds a dozen or so
Phone-front right pocket Wallet-back right pocket
I used to carry a wallet on my left front pocket, and a folding knife and a lightweight multi-tool in my right pocket. Also keys and change.
Now I carry a sling bag, and everything goes in there. Usually the only thing in my pockets now are keys and change.
Nice try, Gollum!
Front left: wireless headphones, flashlight, wallet, 6ft of Paracord.
Front right: cell phone, knife.
Back left: any small trash I’ve collected throughout the day.
Back right: usually empty 🤷♂️
I don’t like sitting on things. Kept my wallet in my back right until I was 25 or 30, started hurting my back. Since switching it forward, no issues.
Summer mode:
Front right pocket, phone. Left pocket keys and slimline wallet. Optional, pocket knife in little coin pocket.
keys and wallet are in the winter jacket pocket in winter. man I need a summer coat with that many pockets that does not hold in heat at all.








