Underneath? It’s a “rain” shower, it doesn’t matter how I stand.

I have a cleaning cloth on a carabiner. It’s meant for camera lenses but it’s great for my glasses.

Because “haha I do drugs” isn’t the flex some people think it is.

Revanced is the best, though. You can even tell it to skip sponsored bits and waffle.

Garmin. They’re the best ones.

Could be never. After 2 years of trying to get fit again after having Covid it turned out I have Post Exertional Malaise and exercise literally damages my body.

Klootviool is kinda similar to Arschgeige. I don’t know what it is with violins and private parts.

Hegseth keeps firing generals who refuse to comply and he’ll continue to do so until he find ones that will.

Giving birth. 0/10 do not recommend. Still have scar endometriosis 26 years later.

The Importance of Being Earnest (by the National Theatre). Still available on YouTube if you want to see it.

I’ve seen/been in loads of stuff on stage but I don’t really have a favourite.

Oops.

Birches, man. Loaded up on histamines, still sneezing.

Travel does not have to involve lots of money. I live 9 km from the French border and 25 km from the Swiss border. Travelling there costs me the price of a train ticket.

I take my biometric passport with me, of course.

In Germany they eliminate anyone with less than 4% and it was disastrous for Brandenburg. It basically meant that the right wing parties had no opposition.

Not a lot, my pockets are tiny. Currently I have one tissue.

My handbag/rucksack, however:

A wallet
A carabiner
Paracetamol
Travel sickness chewing gum
A fold up shopping bag with cats and dogs on it
Loops ear plugs
Documents the hospital gave me
Sunglasses
Glasses cleaning cloth
Tiny snacks
Hand sanitizer
Ear buds
A bottle of water
A bag of googly eyes 👀
My passport

Cat: absolutely. Dog: no, dogs stink and roll in poo and other smelly things.

I miss my kitty sleeping on my head.

Nope. I’ve never been into junk food and alcohol anyway.

I’m cycling in the south, in the hilly bit, but along a river.

I, too, come from a hilly landscape (the Black Forest). I live there anyway, I’m from a flat country. I love flat landscapes and big skies.

Today’s Fascinating Horror “case” was pretty funny.

And the police in Bayern said they would be giving people money for driving less than 30 kph.

Not funny.