You at give me another billion for data centers bro and you can meet it I swear bro just one more data center.

Microslop promising to improve windows 11 and give users agency back.

5 minutes later…

Soon Microsoft will threaten to kill itself if we leave.

Being in an economic bubble during the age of (over)information is really weird. We’re getting two articles per day confirming that we’re in a big ass bubble but it just keeps on going. I preferred not really knowing how bad things are.

Trust me bro, just one more data center, bro, I swear, just one more trillion dollar contract and we’ll fix everything, bro please, just a little killing bro, it’ll be fine, trust me.

Weirdest thing about this is that it would actually be comforting to me if there was a villain executing an elaborate plan. Instead it’s just greed that drives it. You put a regular joe through business school, give em a CEO position with shareholders breathing down their neck and they’ll start pushing shit down their customers throats in no time.

They have achieved higher productivity by not using teams themselves.

Don’t talk to the crypto advertisement bot. You’ll scare it.

You guys gotta stop talking like that or I’m going to bing.

This is pretty much it. Someone will google “what’s the best VPN” and get an AI generated answer that leads them to some bigger service that adheres to identification laws. That’ll filter most regular users.

I wonder what that person’s answer was when as a kid they got asked what they want to be when they grow up. Fireman? Astronaut? Pedophile PR? Well congratulations.

She was coming right at him

Don’t give them ideas

Copperfield has never been charged with illegal conduct

Can you imagine the trial though?

“Your honor I present to you exhibit…wait, where did it go? Where is all this smoke coming from?”

[Copperfield starts hovering]

“Silence! Order! Mr Copperfield sit down or I’ll hold you in contem-”

[the judge is also floating]

A collective gasp is heard as people notice the prosecutor has vanished. His remains will later be found inside the great wall of China.

It’s horrible. We already had that stuff figured out. Wiki pages and forums to make information accessible even after 20 minutes have passed. Fuck that development and everyone that was/is pushing for that.

Are these people that only you can see telling you to burn everything down again, Satya?

Let’s not forget, it took years for Wikipedia to even notice Neelix, the Wikipedia admin who made over 80,000 pages/links about titties.

He was just out there spreading the word of boobah but yeah this stuff can go under the radar for a while.

The problem lies in noticing them in the first place. If you make a thousand legit edits to various articles and then make some slight changes on some rich clients page chances are nobody will register this. Then again we’re on the internet so there’s always at least one guy who’d hyperfocus on monitoring something like this. The hero we need.

“How much to let me poop on your chest?”

“I’m sorry I don’t so this kind of t-[he pulls out 4 32GB DDR5 RAM sticks] …OKEYDOKEY!”