Luniio@lemmy.world to The Trump-Epstein Files™@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 months agoJeffrey Epstein and magician David Copperfield appeared to have ‘very close relationship’, newly released files saywww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up176arrow-down10
arrow-up176arrow-down1external-linkJeffrey Epstein and magician David Copperfield appeared to have ‘very close relationship’, newly released files saywww.theguardian.comLuniio@lemmy.world to The Trump-Epstein Files™@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 months agomessage-square6fedilink
minus-squarejustsomeguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·2 months ago Copperfield has never been charged with illegal conduct Can you imagine the trial though? “Your honor I present to you exhibit…wait, where did it go? Where is all this smoke coming from?” [Copperfield starts hovering] “Silence! Order! Mr Copperfield sit down or I’ll hold you in contem-” [the judge is also floating] A collective gasp is heard as people notice the prosecutor has vanished. His remains will later be found inside the great wall of China.
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoThis is a masterpiece of dark comedy
minus-squarelurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoI feel, it should start with him handing the open cuffs he wore to the bailiff, who was about to unlock them.
Can you imagine the trial though?
“Your honor I present to you exhibit…wait, where did it go? Where is all this smoke coming from?”
[Copperfield starts hovering]
“Silence! Order! Mr Copperfield sit down or I’ll hold you in contem-”
[the judge is also floating]
A collective gasp is heard as people notice the prosecutor has vanished. His remains will later be found inside the great wall of China.
This is a masterpiece of dark comedy
I feel, it should start with him handing the open cuffs he wore to the bailiff, who was about to unlock them.