I mean penis has obvious advantages, like piss-aim and not bleeding. Also looks funny. But what does the vagina have? Like seriously???

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    2 hours ago

    so, like, do you use your penis like a Pez dispenser to drop the Junior Mints into people’s hands, or more like a dart gun to launch them straight into their mouths?

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      Oh, I like to have a special individual thing with each person to make them feel appreciated, eg:
      - the pez thing
      - let them suck it out
      - cum with the force of 1000 suns in their general direction
      - empty a bottle of coke into my pp & volcano the things out
      - special docking procedure where the mints are transferred to their pp
      - a sniper like situation where they get a mint into their mouths from a great distance without seeing me
      - let them draw from a special collection of valentine mints with messages (one or two handed)
      - one jumps on my pp that then shoots out the mints
      - I let the mints out at the urinal so they are waiting for them there
      . . .

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        18 minutes ago
        • I let the mints out at the urinal so they are waiting for them there

        Now I know where those were coming from