Le BTW

It is I, le Tuxue, and I am here to help you install fallen penguin with the big boobies mod. (DE theme?)

Reading the comments be like

Zomg, they will not allow you to sudo remove le French language!!!

Needs jailbreak/crack/foss firmware flash hack.

Exactly, even just how loud the internets are gonna be about the DP can make them, or other manufacturers, implement DP into cheaper/all models … the tech itself doesn’t cost much & the signal isn’t that different to process compared to HDMI).

And ofc to the back of the TV.

Actual mini LED (3.5 to 5k nits!!) and display port?
(And a price to match it, but it’s “only” at the upper end of normal consumer TVs.)

Ok, where it the enshitification catch?

That is great!
(Tho could be more fossy.)

I sure hope it can run Outlook flawlessly.

We learned that in school, movies like that taught me that it was a difficult concept for humans to grasp.

Idk, if I go to space I def want windows … operated by trained, reliable penguins.

(I only read the title) So that is within the allowed tolerance of working parameters bcs they never performed better during testing either.

… with enshitification monetisation of all the things at that level you will clearly need to sublet the garage to an even less fortunate family of four.

It also doesn’t degrade ecosystems further.

Bees aren’t just the domesticated honey bees.

Just any yard with a distinct lack of my milkshakes really.

I’ve got a Celeron laptop with 12GB RAM & it uses it.

And no, I was interested in these Macbooks bcs Asahi might one day reverse-engineer the drivers. I don’t have much interest in macOS or Windows.

Ohhh … 8GB is max RAM.

Also the HDD itself is going deep into the mines of slop, so in a way it’s appropriate, still gross tho.

I mean, yes obv, my point was if it was really needed for that.

Did this article really need ai pic of an HDD when actual pics exist & are freely available?

Ikr?
This is exactly what I would want from a laptop.