𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢

Oh my God where do you buy your vegan cheese

At around 0.8‰ blood alcohol, yes.

If you’re sitting down, the drops will stay in the bowl. Is your standing, you just made a thousand droplets fly everywhere from your stream hitting the porcelain.

“Poke.” says the knife.
“Pssshh!” answered the tire.

Yeah, I thought your name narrowed it down to DACH and there’s a lot of German cop apologists out there, because they’re white and only interact with cops during traffic stops.

I hope earnestly you don’t mean German cops.

The airbags did not deploy. That’s not something you can accidentally switch off.

The airbags did not deploy. That’s not something you can accidentally switch off.

Pretty sure you’re trying to forget Bedfellows

SoundCloud supports importing playlists. I feel it has a lot of popular music nowadays, but I mostly listen to stuff some guy made on their laptop, so I’m not the best person to ask.

For us it’s always “Fire. Exclamation mark. Fire. Exclamation mark.” and Matt Berry’s “Faaaaatheeeeeeeeeer!!”

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Nori is fantastic, it’s very light and has a strong taste. So you’re not eating much by weight. It’s also healthy, if you’re not eating tons every day.

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