Standard fart operating procedure

I get annoying clogs/half-hits when I don’t leave the cart upright

Some shit carts just straight up leak the oil out of the mouthpiece

Makes me miss herb extra hard

But my mom never shuts the fuck up about how much she hates the smell, so smoking a joint has to be an excursion downwind of my own home

I pop pills all the time

Plan B’s It’s probably safe as long as you don’t make it a habit

Even then, the worst I got was reversible liver damage

I’d say go for it

Also, a less reckless piece of advice:

Is it just a matter of drinking less or is there something more underlying that I need to process?

This is the type of question, that, if you have to ask…

You probably already know the answer.

See if you can get an appointment. Their waiting lists can be months long.

If they got batteries

I want them batteries

“It’s okay, because it’s Microsoft” is management’s response when I raise a concern at work.

Heaven forbid you use an open source tool that isn’t on the software whitelist yet

Taking it a step further, I wonder how many people I caused to go on to hate humanity because of something I wrote online

Not that it makes it any better, but at least they tried hiding operation paperclip. Hopefully indicating some kind of shame.

Volkswagen didn’t even change their name

Barely changed the logo

“Yeah we were the nazi car company who helped do the holocaust. That was a doozy. Anyways, wanna buy a nazi car?”

Was this a meta joke and you had a chatbot write your comment?

if someone said this to me I’d cry