“Where the Red Fern Grows”

Not quite 10 years but will be by 2029:

• Blender - idc what anyone says about it. It’s the most user friendly that it’s ever been

Get out

“breathing” or “alive”

To which they normally say: “better than the alternative!”

And my final reply to that is: “some days.”

“a friendly mushroom cloud!”

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How old do you have to be to be a crackhead? 🤔

Yeah, that makes sense.

Moved to a new town, applied to work at a kitchen inside of a bar. Was called and asked to work 1 shift to see how i liked it, and was payed for that day in cash on the way out as they told me when i could work next.

The following work day as i was leaving my apartment the bar manager called and said they filled the position i had applied for and told me to not come in.

So i went back home 🤔😅

Crumpled sauce packets that are oozing out.

It’s the second half of your question. People have always been jerks online, but the older we get the more we seem to notice it.

When I was a kid and connecting to people online was slowly becoming more and more common i thought everyone was nice. Then i found out what “chatrooms” were and realized that’s a whole different crowd of people… Then i found out about forums and how certain ones had very nice and helpful people, and some had very know-it-all-call-you-stupid kind of people.

Now as an adult i see assholes everywhere online but have learned that if someone says something that doesn’t settle right with me it’s probably bait, and not going to get better if i engage 🤷‍♂️

Mmm, buttery and salty gold

Alternatively, if it IS full brightness everyone in the cinema behind that person is now legally and morally obligated to dump popcorn on their head.

If idioms count then my favorite is this one:

“I see,” said the blind man to his deaf wife over the phone.

My father would always say that to me growing up if i took too long to explain something 😅

Idiocracy

Stuffed crust, but it’s a calzone as the crust.

Jesus Christ 😒