Spykee

My Anaconda is usually unruly.
So I gotta do battle-rope type whipping to get the last drops out.
Creates massive sonic-booms in the urinals every time I whipcrack.

Went to a cool cafe for brunch. Good food.

Dude.
Bruh!
Broski…
Okay, I’ll make a final attempt…
In the joke, the ‘thinkable’ is actually ‘sinkable’.
Which is not clear when you say it the first time because it sounds like you’re saying ‘think’ & ‘thinkable’, both of which are actually words.
Trick lies in enunciating the punchline.
Hence the Mike Tyson reference.
Now, if you still haven’t got it, I really hope you are very very very rich so that you can survive in this world with that super smooth brain in your skull.
If you did get it now, henceforth it is your ethical and moral duty to spread this stupid-ass joke every time you get the chance.
God speed and be weird.

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Thay it in hith voithe

C’mon @MisterNeon@lemmy.world , quit being a pussy and bottling up everything inside.
@anon6789@lemmy.world is offering you an ear. Gather your guts and talk your sadness out of your body. Sadness hates it when you talk about it with others. #SharingSadnessSaddensSadness