Gotta keep the auditors busy!

Losing weight too fast can destroy your organs, so this is a very stupid take.

Man it’s been a long time but essentially 98 was the first one to allow for plug and play without drivers if I’m remembering right. That and a few other stability issues made the original crash constantly, including during the demo at a tech show. They re-released it as a second edition that fixed most of it. If you bought the computer towards 1999 they had fixed it.

Or vista lol, or windows 98 that was so bad they essentially recalled it and re-released it as a second version?

Desktops also offer better heat dissipation and peripheral replacements extending the life of the unit. It can be difficult for most folks to replace a laptop display or even battery nowadays frankly.