Some middle-aged guy on the Internet. Seen a lot of it, occasionally regurgitating it, trying to be amusing and informative.

Lurked Digg until v4. Commented on Reddit (same username) until it went full Musk.

Was on kbin.social (dying/dead) and kbin.run (mysteriously vanished). Now here on fedia.io.

Really hoping he hasn’t brought the jinx with him.

Other Adjectives: Neurodivergent; Nerd; Broken; British; Ally; Leftish

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Cake day: August 13th, 2024

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  • I’d like to believe that this means that these three pieces of software actually work and that someone in high office has decided that that is unacceptable.

    Paranoid authoritarians really do not like ordinary people having access to secure communications and personal privacy. That might be an avenue they can use to organise and elect someone who isn’t a paranoid authoritarian, and that won’t do.

    On the other hand, these pieces of software might already be compromised and this is all an elaborate double-bluff.

    In which case it’s time for a few well placed communications over purportedly secure channels that would be guaranteed to generate an authoritarian response. Which they’ll then have to pretend they didn’t read until it’s too late.

    I’m talking organising - horrors - peaceful protests. They really don’t like those. They have to use their brains, or someone else’s, in order to find a good excuse to stick the boot in.







  • Easy: House cat.

    One of the well-looked-after, non-abused ones, naturally.

    I already know about the monkey’s paw curses for that.

    You have the constant recurrent belief that your owners are not pampering you at all times on purpose. And that they’re basically stupid big kittens who meow all the time and are terrible hunters. And that they control the rain but won’t turn it off for you. And also I don’t like this brand of food any more.

    And hairballs.

    I suppose it’s time I had another nap.

    … but I think I can live with all that.


  • Considering there’s rarely anyone around for me to say anything to, I’d probably let fly a few choice words and then start trying to work out where the next one was going to land and try to be under it.

    That’s assuming you mean nuclear mushroom cloud anyway.

    Other, sufficiently large ordnance also generates mushroom clouds and we’ve recovered from a handful of those before.

    So any research would be trying to find out whether it was nuclear or not.

    I’ve seen Threads. And a whole heap of post-apocalypse stories. I do not want to live in those worlds.