I’d trade my writing skills for coding skills. I feel like I’d be happier programming than teaching kids how to write.

It’s so damn slick. For anything not work-related, it’s about perfect.

Have you seen the meme video of this song?)

No toucan, take! No toucan, take!

“Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree”

It always sounds like the lady wants some “fuckin’ pie.”

Damage is already done. Greetings from [matrix].

Nine Inch Nails - “Leaving Hope” and “And All That Could Have Been”

I know I’m fucked either way.

No matter what time of the year, we’re in the news a lot.

It’s not considered a deadly weapon (lol) in my state. You can even open carry it, but I’d rather not.

I drive with a collapsible baton in the car, just in case I have to reach something in the backseat.

Walter Sobchak has entered the chat

Exceptionalism absolutely kills progress.

I get what you’re saying, and I know you’re asking in good faith, but I feel that it’s going in the wrong direction. Voter fraud is not a common issue in the US; voter suppression is: voter roll purges, voter intimidation (like ICE at voting precincts), voting restrictions based on demographics, lack of a federal voting holiday(s), etc. Basically, voting is more secure than it is available.

Zan from the game Hedon. I volunteer for snu-snu.

Victor Frankl’s Man’s Search for Meaning. It’s philosophy developed in a concentration camp, and it’s still as relevant today. "He who has a why to live can bare almost any how.

This should be higher. Delete Yourself! is an amazing album.

Obsolete by Fear Factory

It’s a concept album that involves fighting against a totalitarian police state that subjugates humans to the machines they created.

It also has an awesome “Cars” cover for whenever you’re feeling good.

This one is perfect, from first to last track.

Law enforcement. I was already in law enforcement and I’ll never do it again. It felt like I was a babysitter for idiots: breaking up fights, handling drunk people, de-escalating domestic issues, etc. Working on the border is shit, too. I’d never want to be in a situation where I have to deal with migrants at the behest of the government.