The Republic of Slowjamastan

Look into library music. You’ve been listening to badass stock music all your life: https://youtu.be/aTYA0th9x2Y

Definitely MediaMonkey, though I’ve had it for 16 years instead of 10 after paying $40 for a lifetime license. The license format changed once and I’ve misplaced my key a couple of times, but their support has always been great at getting me back on track.

“Always look for the .gov websites” - Mr. Rogers

Lamepiso!

Does GitHub have some sort of facial recognition login to make sure that no one is logging in as someone else?

Almost all of them. And I often think they’re someone no one else listens to. Like I found this singer I really liked last December who I thought at first was America’s answer to Corinne Bailey Rae until I heard her speak and found out she’s British too. Still, I liked her sound and was in my happy little bubble listening to the indie artist I found who no one else knew about: Olivia Dean.

Now I’m just dreading finding out that Apes of the State have won a Pulitzer Prize or something. At least I know no one’s heard of this Britney Spears person I’ve started listening to.

That’s exactly what I’d expect from a puta en bicicleta

In her video she says she was the architect and her friend Ben was the engineer. To me that reads as “I came up with an idea and told my friend who did all the heavy lifting to make it work. Then we realized that in our current culture no one would listen without a recognizable face attached to it, so I’m telling you about it now.”

Also, why is instagram showing the video as posted by her and a dude who seems to do videos warning people about scams? It’s been forever since I’ve been on IG and I couldn’t get much farther than that without logging in.

Can’t think of any faves at the moment, but on the other side of the spectrum…

People are a delivery mechanism for farts.

Printers are a delivery mechanism for stress.

Red hats are a delivery mechanism for shitty opinions.

Unless it’s not your entire life and you’re in your first forty-year loop. You hit 60, wake up and you’re 20 again

“Unexpected genitals” sounds like you find them between their shoulder blades

Unless you’re in a very long loop. You just haven’t gotten to the loop point yet.

Operation Mincemeat back in March, a few days before the original cast’s last day. It was absolutely incredible

“Better now that the voices have finally sto… ah dammit.”

I’m going to schedule an appointment with my physical therapist because all those high fives are gonna be hell on my hand, elbow, and shoulder.

Invisible shark doot doot de doot de doo

Although if you’ve stopped using them, it would be even MORE accidental if you inhaled it.

He wasn’t at his most evil when he had a mustache and he’s a person who’s not currently alive: the Joker.

…have a lemon party!