So he’s completely innocent? Why was this man arrested!?

Whitey On the Moon

idk

“It’s probably malice.”

• Me (2026)

But the staff are all early 20s, so overall, you’re surrounded by a lot of young people being utterly milked for their fervor, knowledge, etc…

It’s a lot of people who were unpopular in high school finally “getting theirs.” It really is “Hollywood for ugly people.”

I worked on Capitol Hill and it literally is a sickness/addiction. And it’s not just the members, the intoxicating effect impacts staffers, too. It’s kind of like religion. It’s really hard to get people out of it once they’ve started. It’s suddenly the only reason you feel valuable. People turn to look when you walk in the room. All that bullshit.

At least that would be a logical fear. Problem solved.

Be first to stab anyone who yells to get out in front of the issue?

So if you walk past yourself in Walmart, do you just go ham instantly and beat the shit out of you?

Is it possible it’s actually pent-up sexual frustration and you’d actually bone you?

But I’d really prefer if everyone stood back, because it’s stressing me out to watch.

And if there’s one thing you can rely on: we aaaaalways turn on you.

Unless you’re Israel.

Maybe Abraham or the guy who made him up one afternoon?

Aluminum foil. Rolls of perfectly smooth, impossibly thin METAL. That you can buy for like $3 and use at-will by the sheet. Wtf.

Only once!?

So spill the beans, nutsack.

Oh, I’ll be damned. Didn’t even dawn on me.

I trust our leaders to make the right decisions. Just a small bump in the road or two lately, that’s all.

AI comes first alphabetically. Sorry!