It’s a terrible idea. Now you’re locked into a marriage and only starting to learn if you’re sexually compatible.

Sex and the ability to live together are something I think need to be heavily practised before you even think of settling down permanently with someone.

That said, if you are encountering pushy guys and telling the you’re waiting for marriage makes them back off, keep saying you’re waiting for marriage! But if things get far enough along that you think this is someone you want to be with “forever”, I’d revisit the boundary and see if it still make sense.

This person is dangerously in love with the smell of their own farts.

Like 5.

If they don’t all fit on the bookmark toolbar, there’s too many, and someone’s getting purged.

“Is your AI accountable for mistakes? All these idiots are…”

IME they work when the music was actually released formally as an album and there’s metadata available for “an album you can buy separately”. If it’s just regular video game music I haven’t had any luck.

One thing about Lemmy that follows the Reddit formula perfectly is there’s always one jerk in every comments section. Don’t let em bother you.

I conclude this is a fictitious post that needs editing for clarity.

I wash the parts my mouth touches pretty regularly. The other bits, especially if the don’t get backwash? Maybe a few times a year the whole thing goes in the dishwasher. Disassembly and careful hand washing? Bitch, you’re a water bottle. You don’t get that!

Costco.

Small number of secure entrances. A lifetime supply of batteries and solar kits. Tons of shelf stable food and drink. Clothing. Tacky home decor to make the apocalypse feel more homey.

It would be great.

I don’t get it. Is Backroom a Lemmy feature you’re requesting? A Lemmy community? Is it another app/site?

A QR code to a Go Fund Me to donate money to the corporation.

I love the people who pull into a normal ass parallel parking spot and put on their flashers.

One, you can just stop or park there. It’s fine.

Two, now it looks to everyone on the road that you’re signaling left to pull into the road because the parked car behind you blocks the view of the right flasher.

“Handjobs not handouts!”

Was this the one that spent the first half trying to explain that all religions were based on Egyptian mythology before awkwardly jumping to 9-11 stuff?

I think I remember burning this on DVD back in the day before watching it and being confused and disappointed.

There are graveyards full of people who had the right of way, or however that saying goes.

You see she lost $33 and wasted 3 hours of time. What did she see?

She may very well think she spent $35 to get 3 hours to chat with people about crafts.

If she doesn’t need to sell crafts to survive, she might just be treating everything she’s doing as a social hobby.

If she’s actually looking to improve her income, it would probably be better to dig into it with her. What exactly is she making and what is she charging for it? Are some crafts of no interest to customers and should be dropped? Is there another craft that sells well and could do with a few other colour/size/whatever options?

There’s always room to tweak the table, but she’s probably the only person who could really point at what things are ideal for her to focus on. And if that’s not why she’s doing all this in the first place, you might not get anywhere with your intentions.

Case in point: there’s an old lady in my area that goes out at 5am most mornings and collects refundable cans from people’s recycling bins. She eventually takes them to the return depot to cash in. She’s not hurting for money. She donates all the money to animal shelters to help with surgeries or purchasing supplies.

You’d think a 92 year old woman digging through trash would be a sad state of affairs, but if her case you’d be dead wrong about her intentions. Your mom could be on a similar vibe.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumping_the_shark

The phrase was coined in 1985 by radio personality Jon Hein in response to a 1977 episode from the fifth season of the American sitcom “Happy Days”, in which the character of “Fonzie”(Henry Winkler) jumps over a live shark while on water-skis.

Basically any time a show goes on too long and tries to introduce a stupid, attention-getting gimmick to try to stay relevant.

I’ve had decent success with a deadpan stare and asking them to explain what they mean. Adjust your level of feigned stupidity or lack of sense of humour as needed.

“You’ve never heard me speak before? But you said the same thing to me last week when you heard me speak. Don’t you remember that? Is everything ok?”

Either they bypassed the alarm (there’s various hacks for various vehicles, but usually this is rare for petty thieves), or your alarm didn’t go off properly.

Either way, it doesn’t matter. Thieves are in and out in seconds and nobody except the owner gives a shit about a car alarm going off. You’re better off treating it like your car doesn’t even have an alarm.

The best way to avoid your car getting broken into is to make it less attractive than the cars around it. That’s not always easy, though, so it’s kind of useless advice.

I knew people once who always left their car empty. Privacy screen over the trunk/hatch was always open. Glove box was wide open. Ashtray and any places you could store spare change - wide open and obviously empty. They even left the fucking doors unlocked.

They never got broken into, but it must have been a pain to live like that.

…again