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  • I recently got allocated an m5 macbook.

    They last like 15 minutes before they’re chipped and scratched, the version of Bash they ship is a million years old, the UI is a fucking mess. Package management is a mess. The walled garden is a mess. I have had to brew this and fix my path for that just to have a working environment. This is ignoring the soldered on RAM bullshit. Can you even do memmap= to recover from bad soldered ram on a macbook or does it just become ewaste?

    They sound nice and they feel nice until they’re scratched.

    Also the keyboards are heinous.

    If Jobs was alive, he’d be punching people for re-inventing Vista Aero.

    I thought the UI was supposed to be good.

    Fuck these devices.