Survival of the fittest, but unfortunately for all things earthly, for a brief period of time the fittest inexplicably turned out to be an orange blob of shit, jeopardizing any further evolution for all species.

WTF mister president, you said that war was over weeks ago? If you keep doing this, lying to your constituents 10 times a day, in a decade or so they might start to think you’re being dishonest.

Who am I kidding, of course they won’t.

Cool, may I suggest you kick things off by nuking Apple, Amazon, Google and Meta.

Units of measurement. Imagine if there was one universal way of measuring something, be it temperatures, weights, pressure…

We’re close on this one but there’s a couple of holdouts.

Very surprising indeed. Ever since GSM, i.e. 1992/93, roaming has been a thing.

“We can’t believe Apple aren’t fucking consumers harder! Apple?! have been fucking everyone so hard, for so long and people have just been bending over and taking it, and so we’re very shocked to see them decide not to go maximum fuck-you with this product”

I think maybe I do!

If you’re looking to keep your country an authoritarian shit hole, sure.

Choose your preferences:

• Nazi stuff
• Hardcore Nazi stuff
• Kiddie nudes