End-Stage-Ligma

Start training. Every time I do lat pulldowns I imagine I am resetting the guillotine for the next corpocunt.

Commieblock

That’s why I slither like a lizard in the blizzard.

Is Kalpa still kickin?

Epic Rap Battles of Alt History: Oswald Mosley vs Huey Long

What if we just rm -rf all the pedophiles instead?

I’ve reached the point in my life where I find this more arousing than booba

Blursed

Quick! Delete the System32 folder!

Ctrl+A, Shift+Del?

can confirm, this is where spiders live inside your body

also pee is stored in the balls

Microslop.

“It’s pronounced JIMP” -rms probably