“According to our latest model, if you remove the doors from the aircraft entirely instead of waiting for them to come off midair, you can save about $0.007 of fuel per flight”

I connected to my VPN so I can see a video of that and now I’m on 7 government watchlists

Them expressing a personal dislike of something is not the same as trying to stop others from enjoying it

Here is my notes from you using Lemmy:

Stop.

Please threaten me with a good time

dw, your data is also still sent to the oppressive, kleptocratic surveillance state

But the good news is the government has to pay them our tax dollars to spy on us instead of getting it for free or using that money to benefit the populace. Yay dystopia!

They couldn’t have at least made it every 4 minutes or every 5 minutes so that the intervals would repeat every hour? These people really are evil.

The sheer audacity to use people’s meetings that they were never meant to be privy to, monetizing them, and then advertising it back to the people they stole it from is unhinged

My entire life after high school

$400 is more than I have ever paid for a phone (and no, I never bought a carrier locked subsidized phone). From 2014-2022 I had 3 phones that cost a total of $450. This ain’t it.

Not really the community for this, I think you might want !softwaregore@lemmy.world or something else, honestly not really sure what the image is supposed to convey

source code: trust_me_bro.md

You have 30 seconds to escape your car
You have 10 seconds
Your car has been incinerated
Your car has burned your bones to ash
You have 30 minutes to collect your ash

Let the AI ouroboros eat its own tail, just have AI vibe code your AI, what’s the worst that could happen

You’re selling yourself short. $1B for the world, $2B for the solar system, $4B for the milky way, $8B for the local group, $16B for the universe.

and then the datacenters adopt that tech and hoard it all too

lol, lmao even

I don’t even live a single life (aside from my relationship status)

If you’ve done nothing wrong you have nothing to hide, Elon.