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DO NOT LEAVE NAIR ON FOR LONGER THAN THE DIRECTIONS SAY

In many stores, they will swipe “a store card” for you at the register if you ask them. I believe I’ve even seen the option on some self-checkout stations. I’ve only had trouble with this once or twice. But it may be worth risking for the privacy (and monetary) savings.

That’s The Washington Post. WSJ is Murdoch.

“Who, me, officer? I’m just captainlezbian@lemmy.world.”

Ah, the ol’ 5-0 reverso

I have access. Is it okay to just paste the text of the article here?

Oops, sorry, you got Japan - Tokyo specifically. Best of luck.

So is there something we haven’t been told about Claus / Klaus?

I would watch the movie about this where the protagonist eventually tracks down his mother’s assailant. Park Chan-wook can writr and direct it and it will be called Youngman.

That sounds like a horrible experience for her, though. What made you change your stance on guns?

You’re absolutely right, but sometimes I think back to my own stupidity as I came of age and am just incredibly thankful that the internet was such a different place. As such, society was more forgiving and our dumbassery faded into the anonymity of time.

That said, some things are really encouraging about the younger generations. They seem, as a whole, much more socially and environmentally conscious than I think many of us were. I meant my original comment in a “get off my lawn” kind of way (which I think you also understood and echoed), so as a more serious counterpoint to my original snark, “the kids are alright” if not all right.

Yes, and also Jason Bateman must be one of the announcers.

Who needs catalytic converters with all this RAM around?

Kids these days

Any idea why you didn’t see cheap digital camouflage jackets around?

It’s working

Care to post a recipe for that soup?

I’m so glad to find other people (besides at an Opeth show) who know Opeth.

I propose that we hold those trials in Minneapolis.

Like your not getting a 10 meter run on bananas.

Source? /s

Depending on the model of the pump, you can usually turn off the sound with one of the buttons on the right. The ones I have seen have four buttons on each side, and the second or third (or maybe bottom? I forget) button on the right will at least mute the ad. It’s worth a shot. It’s so obnoxious, it’s almost worth soaking it in gasoline.