Hell yes I do. There’s a great local rock station here.

Control.

Why the fuck would any of those organizations still being using Microsoft to begin with?

I mean, the concept of a corporation was created as a consequence dodge to begin with…

We already knew stock price wasn’t tied to reality

Yeah, with what fucking time?

Thanks for reminding me of the date

They were blasting to build luxury condos iirc

Have you missed what all the fucking semiconductors are being bought up for the past year or so?

They mean porn

I’m in my 40s and have used it in both contexts for decades

I was like wtf does this have to do with law enforcement 🤦🤦🤦

However high they can shoot

If you’re still using Meta spyware in 2026 and think you’re getting true E2E without a backdoor, I’ve got a bridge to sell you.

Putting this in fixed-width for scale:

This ruling:                        375,000,000
Meta valuation:               1,618,000,000,000

This isn’t even a slap on the wrist; it’s a fucking rounding error.

What a fucking clown

Once people drink the kool-aid on that kind of shit, the ever-increasing desperation to “grow their network” becomes palpable.

I missed my brother-in-law’s rehearsal dinner toast to answer a call that was to rescind an offer for which I was already in the process of making arrangements to move to a different city ~2 hours away. If you’re going to be a shady asshole employer, may as well also do it at 8pm on a Friday, right?