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Cake day: April 14th, 2025

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    4 hours ago

    Yes me too. Those allow you to survive as a slave… High insurance, ambulance, hospital stay, meds,therapy… the other guy’s Chevy Malibu convertible super charged turbo powered rear window cleaning system with real live 2D naked Lady decal.

    If you just die, that’s it, nothing to pay. Your quarter is over and daddy has no more quarters, but you owe nothing. If you survive, you’re screwed.


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    Well, not so much walk, but crawl on a pool of their blood racking up $$$$ cost to be paid by their families over the various future years of the rest of their lives…have a crash? Surprise! You’re a slave now! No need to thank me for saving your ass! Oh by the way, that left nipple is gone, and well, we removed the entire thing, but we did re attach your penis and your vagina… Oh…what do you mean passenger? Ah that does explain the extra legs. You know what, you need to rest, well talk later, again, no need to thank, K bye!




  • Installed software! Oh installed software! Where are you! LOL! This guy is using scripts he wrote himself and the combination number #24356357954689 of possible software, desktop GUI and kernel. Okay let’s drive our malicious scan!.. Oh sudo password, we need the root password to do anything malicious! Look at this, it even has a welcome screen asking for you to scan as much as it is possible in that image! Darn!







  • OK looks like they are. Yeah, moving along, its a big lie. Don’t come here. Specially in spring. Spring here is like big boobs. You see it and you’re fascinated by it. But then you move here and you’re like George Carling’s dog…where the fuck’s the food??? What happened to the sexy boobs? Why is everything around us and every building both wet and green? That (anything with a shape) is green and it’s not even a tree! And why is it still raining? No its sunny, no raining. Actually I came here with my dog but the wind took him… Ah he’s wet and green now. Oh its raining again… 1 years later…ahhhh! Spring is here! The Cherry blossoms! Awesome! This is so coo…oh raining again. Oh.

    Yeah, don’t move here.







  • Jaded: In slang, jaded means feeling bored, tired, cynical, or lacking enthusiasm because you’ve experienced something too much or too often, like a person who’s “seen it all” and is unimpressed, or someone burnt out from overwork or overindulgence, often implying world-weariness or disillusionment. It’s like being dulled or worn out from too much of a good (or bad) thing, leading to apathy.