The secret pepsi is so good that when you drink it it becomes like The Spice like Dune! We can’t release it! We need to make it less addictive!

Are you surprised

No matter what you think of Dubai, this is cruel.

The pact is sealed.

Hecc yes, another train person

GET BACK HERE!

Do not look up the history of Gynaecology if you wanna sleep.

Oh fuck

Isn’t Altman Gay?

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Oh I’m sorry, which government demanded age checks which made kids give away their data to check their ages? Oh yeah.

Autistic person here: No. No, what the fuck?

Fuck no.

I wonder how many MPs and Lords use VPNs. It would be a shame if someone leaked which MPs and Lords were regularly using VPNs.

Wasn’t he the chancellor who introduced the tax on take out food.

Oh boy, it’s time to show this gif of George Osbourne off his tits in Parliament again!

Car company complains that city is developing Metro system.

he already does?

I was comparing with Kim jong-il because he was always very ill and they hid that especially towards the end.