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I cry laughing every single time. The performances are simply immaculate.

Freddy Got Fingered is just… mostly in bad taste.

But man, the nature of the beast is like 20 years ahead of its time in terms of irony culture.

I guess I should explain more. Tom Green was known for pioneering the style of annoying street skit that Eric Andre would later employ. If you’ve heard The Real Slim Shady, you may already know that it was cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose.

Some studio head said, “This kid can make us some money! Let’s give him $14 million to make a Tom Green movie!”

Another finger on the monkey’s paw unfurled, and Tom Green made a movie that only Tom Green could make. Kaufmanesque, it’s been said.

You may have heard of the Golden Raspberry Awards, the bad movie awards, an ironic twist on the Oscars. They do invite their nominees, but naturally few show to the awards. Freddy Got Fingered swept the awards, winning five Razzies in total.

Tom Green showed up in a limousine, rolled out his own red carpet, thanked the awards as he had made exactly the movie he wanted to make and they recognized that, then played kazoo onstage until he was physically dragged off.

I adore it.

South Park S3E10, Korn’s Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery.

The whole episode is a Scooby-Doo parody, and it’s alright. But the joke that got me thinking was this:

Jonathan Davis: All right gang, we have to split up and look for clues!

Stan Marsh: How should we split up?

Jonathan Davis: I know! Let’s have everyone who enjoys having obstacles in their life which they can overcome go this way, and everyone whose insecurity sabotage their potential to overcome those obstacles go that way.

[Everyone says “OK!”, then splits up into two roughly equal groups]

Kyle Broflovski: Wow! That was easy!

They just all knew which group they were in immediately. Got me thinking about which group I was in.

Came back to say Fable and Fable II are peak evil path RPGs.

Don’t look up anything about it and finish it this weekend. It’s short and linear. If you appreciate a well-crafted narrative with a message, you owe it to yourself to play the full story.

Yes. But anyone else reading this comment needs to know it is so good.

Licensing, I think.

Though the recent news of Israel engaging in white phosphorous strikes makes a girl think, dunnit?

Echoing Spec Ops: The Line.

It’s no longer available on Steam, but if you can find a way to play it then you should. Probably the most necessary game about war at the moment.

They delisted this shit from Steam right before shit popped off next to Dubai in real life.

Sounds like a shit cart. But I’ve had carts from good brands bleed like that before.

Tbh if you want pain relief, just get an edible and eat it when you go in for hair removal lol.

So usually those pens just get clogged with the oil.

Suck it like a blocked milkshake straw. Really hard with forward mouth placement. You’re basically using your mouth as a plunger to clear the blockage.

I’ve tried using a toothpick to clear them, but not to much success.

Can the guy with the gangster Simpsons screensaver stay?

I’ve still not broken through.

That last experience sounds like it was really moving. Like the good version of The Colour Out of Space.

It just counts to me lol, you get to define your own experiences! Thanks for sharing your trip stories! I always love to hear them.

Haha, I had the same experience with my anxiety and shrooms. Realized I could just don’t.

But my conclusion is different, because I view realizations like that as spiritual in nature.

Did you do psychedelics, by chance?

Fuck yeah! Hopefully I can see them at RR!

Are they doing it a third time???

Both times I went were in nasty weather. I went to the show Billy Strings played at, and didn’t even get in the gate in time to see him, even though we got there an hour early. The parking was that bad.

That said, I had eaten like 3 grams of shrooms, and it was still one of the most awesome concerts of my life. Those Maynard in the Hospital intermissions hit hard that show. 😂

I missed that tour, and I’m not missing another one. I was reminded last year how much I love Green Day. They sounded just as good as ever at the Super Bowl!