Now we just need to invent the Wall-E bot… We’re getting so close!

I still have my Blu-ray burner and a bunch of blank blue rays. When does the digital orgy start?

Cremation is a new feature. It’ll be an extra $2500 and comes with a decision engine on whether you should live or die (door unlocking). Tesla knows, trust Elon.

Just when you thought it couldn’t get shittier. Meta will prove you wrong.

It means the truth is out there, but up someone’s cornhole. Keep searching my friend.

Pfff, they’ve just turned to adware-laden boxes. Next they’ll make up some BS about requiring the device to be Internet connected so you can’t disable ads too easily.

That’s a big part of enshitification: maximizing profit at the sacrifice of product quality. All of those pro-capitalist folk want you to believe the market will correct itself. The problem is when the entire market is dominated by this mentality and anyone (doing anything different) tries to enter that market is snuffed out immediately. None of the major brands will stray from this model because they are completely and hopelessly servant to the shareholder, and all that matters to them is maximizing profits at any cost. Yay enshitification!

Not to mention there is no answer to the elephant in the room… What happens to an economy where workers have been stripped of yet more jobs and all of manufacturing is in China?

Oh, sorry. Is it negative to talk about the needs of millions of people and not our thoughtful billionaire class?

Let’s also not mention the potential data collection/spyware-esque potential. Noooo, that’d never happen. More negativity in my imagination. I should go get a prescription for that…

I was a huge ‘tactical keyboard on phone’ kinda guy. Then I got acclimated to Swype. I don’t think I could ever go back but think choice is good.

Hookers & blow!

Damn man, Tiger looks higher than hell in that pic.