Joke answers that, while untrue, make me smile when I respond.

“Happier than a possum up a pant leg.”

“Busier than a one-armed wallpaper hanger.”

“Going crazier than a shit-house rat.” is my favorite but not always cromulent.

Not really necessary.

Is an EMP sniper a thing?

I understand the sentiment, but that’s not how it works either. People aren’t that simple.

Don’t worry about down votes, this isn’t reddit. That said, useful context from the article is always helpful to prompt meaningful discussion.

The wife OP is referring to is his own. OP and his wife think a guy who looks like Thomas Hayden Whatever was in @ftermidnight

Why not?

I’m not allowed to have a smart speaker of any kind in my home office (work from home requirement), but especially Alexa. All my homies are required to hate Amazon.

No. How much time?

Sounds like we had a similar upbringing. Do you still find yourself humming the old hymns sometimes? Like I’ll be doing the dishes and suddenly I’m whistling Love Lifted Me.

There’s one of those right outside my neighborhood, and I’m not sure what to do with it.

Mostly, getting catfished on WoW

Competing. No one really even tried.

When you play RPS with civilized individuals, you’re meant to speak aloud your chosen object at the same time as creating the shape with your hand. The winner then proclaims victory by saying “mine”, and the next round begins.

Why does sorting by trending only show posts from December 10th?

No one wants personalized answers. They want smart answers, like what was promised: talking to a professor. The promise of AI was to help me look smart on the internet. I’m a dumbass, why would I want you to tell me more dumbass things?

In this thread, people reveal their high school graduation year.

Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Gundam Wing, Dragon Ball Z, Ghost in the Shell.

Any guesses?