I’m a fan of testmy.net. Ookla never seemed to give me actual results while I was on spectrum. Several times I’d just get a printout of what my speeds were supposed to be, but then no download would come close, and 480p videos could barely buffer.

Ballgags, actually… Keeps them quiet… (¬_¬")

The bathroom was the only place my family would give me even a moments rest. I used to hide in there just so I could disengage my brain for 15 mins. Then my mom decided I was doing something nefarious in there and she’d fucking sit outside the bathroom blabbering incessantly to try to drive me out.

Time is exactly why a lot of people in America choose to drive. Public transit practically doesn’t exist, or would take two hours to go about a 30 minute drive bleeding away all your time. I just checked, and there’s not even a bus that runs close to when I go in. It costs $4 and over two hours. I’d have to arrive more than six hours early to take the bus. And that’s with the bus stop, literally in the parking lot of the business.

America needs to decuple their public transportation spending for about a decade just for us to catch up with the developed world.

If this was true, then they would have no problem with agreeing to paying us $50 mil each in the event of a data breach, since it could never happen, right?

You shouldn’t be letting your children on those kinds of sites.