

Huh. I had the thing where I saw shadows moving out of the corner of my eye. It always spooks the hell out of me. It usually comes when I am stressed beyond belief. My partner and I clean air bnbs for a living, and some of em are out in the woods. Once, when I was by myself, I swore I heard someone walking around upstairs. This was a big 6 bed room house in the middle of the woods. I have never felt terror like that.
I even had moments of thinking I heard footsteps coming down the hallway as I was in the master bedroom cleaning. It wasn’t like I could see down the hallway either. It was the hallway that led to a huge master bath, and the master bed is around the corner.
This was at like 12 at night. I remember saying, “If someone is there, I’m not a nice person, I will kill you.” Not sound like a badass, I was cornered in a room, and I’m not one to be backed into a corner. When I stepped out and saw nothing, I felt so odd.
Luckily, I have been dealing with my stress better so it’s not as bad as it us to be.


Great, now the song is gonna sound even funnier in my head. Gotta read this to my 5 yr old. He loves the misheard version.


A song by Fear factory called Linchpin the intro the singer goes “can’t take me apart!” Sounds like “cat, give me your paw!!”


Oh god. Are you telling me Trump is the racist white man’s modern Moses?


Nope. He’s only 5 right now. He’s getting to the stage where he’s starting to understand stuff more so we’ve been trying to watch what he hears and sees. Trying not to cuss like a sailor is hard with my upbringing. Just other day he said “you hornsucker!” Cause he’s heard me say “you c—sucker!” When I’m working on something and something goes wrong. His mama got on me like fly to well you k ow.
I got to say. Does Tom ever freaking age? Like dear god.


Werewolves of London again.
My son loves this song. He will sing it word for word howls and all.


Learn to swim Learn to swim Learn to swim


Nah I want that Mrs. Pacman pussy. That Pacussy.
Says who? I vote we eat OP during recess. Then take a nap.
Edit: 14 folks up voted me OP. Not looking good for you.