Tim Sweeny

Back when Epic was Epic Megagames I played a shitton of their shareware catalogue - ZZT, Jazz Jackrabbit, Epic Pinball, Jill of the Jungle. As a teen I loved Unreal and Unreal Tournament. After Tim sold Epic to Tencent and became a vocal piece of shit I actively avoid all Epic software.

I’ve heard great things about it, and I might even take it since it’s one measly euro. But still, I want to see what is offered for free

Newpipe works fine for me, have you updated it?

“Let’s give everyone an army of spambots! What could go wrong?”

I’m gonna start reading books again.

How the fuck do you get from the carpark to the stadium in the upper picture? Park you car and then hail a taxi?

You morons will simp for the biggest dictatorial muderers as long as they are anti-west. Go live in Russia if you’re so gung-ho about their freedoms, and try not to get volunteered

If nobody is using your product then you made a shit product and should scrap it before you lose any more money.

Follow me for more business tips.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade for the NES. Unreasonably difficult first level, vague hit detection boxes, enemies can stunlock you into a cheap death, pathetic reach of your weapons. Still beat it because I was a kid in the 90s and there was shit else to do.

I find it fascinating how the concept of coping with a situation has been made into a negative. “Get bent loser, how dare you try to make the best out of a bad situation”. Hold on, let me unfuck the tech sector real quick.

It made the most satisfying “clunk” sound 🤤

“Just empty your wallet into our bank accounts, peasant”

I’m hanging onto every bit of consumer hardware for this very reason. Hobbysts should get more into recycling and refurbishing existing hardware, especially mobile phone boards instead of buying doohickies.

Salesman shills product, nothing new. Besides, there is too much commodity hardware floating around for this to be plausible.

UDP is for video streams and other applications where a couple of dropped packets do not matter. Triple handshakes are kinda pointless for these types of data transfers.

This should have been done 20 years ago, but better late than never.

Sadly, this is exactly what’s happening.

Poor Dick Van Dyke.