Payday loans already do this.

Came here to say this. It holds up really well and remains relevant.

You squeeze the lime in the coconut.

In cheaper and more fun to get parts from the junk yard.

It’s wild to me that people will say this, then drive on a government subsidized/built road, buy government subsidized fuel, literally walk into a government building to register their vehicles (with the government, so that their vehicles can be properly taxed by the government), and pay for government mandated insurance (that they have to pay for again to actually use).

But I’m a chump for paying for unlimited rides once a month. Okay 👌😒.