If cops were useful creatures that looks like a shit-ton of revenue just waiting to be generated for that city

Frankly the term “Sentenced” should not apply to this “penalty” for this crime. Maybe “coddled” or “tsk-tsk’d”? Is she or someone in her family a politically-connected billionaire?

Zombie Survival Guide

I still think a fox is manageable. Cat software running on dog hardware seems…interesting

Yeah but if they turned on you that would be fucking horrific

I couldn’t afford to feed a Liger

Normally I would say just ticket all those poorly-parked cars and raise a buttload of revenue for the city…but in the capitalist hellscape we find ourselves in the car dealership would just give a donation (or threaten to withhold one) from some elected official and the tickets would “magically” disappear.

Never. It’s Temper-pedic foam.

First time I heard Primus I could not understand what TF Les Claypool’s voice was all about. But they ended up shredding and had one of the finest drummers to ever sit at a kit.

Early 80’s Subaru sedan with a manual. On a cross country trip with my dad when we moved from the West Coast to Massachusetts. Good times…except hitting a turtle somewhere in Penn.

This human is an offering from us to you. To best appreciate it you should eat it, slowly, from the feet up. The sounds it will make as you are doing this is it’s joy at being consumed by wondrous beings such as yourselves

Except for the one person on the ground, the only people harmed in the Hindenburg disaster were the ones on board. If you’re not “on board” when the AI bubbles pops and burns I expect you will not be hurt as much as those blindly taking that ride.

Sounds like the very definition of tyranny.

Not one of those reviews bothered mentioning compatibility with glasses or the availability of glasses adaptors

Ooh…only 10+ years behind the curve. Kentucky playing down to expectations.

“Facial recognition” and “major police reforms” should not be able to be used in the same sentence

Forced to go to a private catholic HS. Dress code for boys included collared shirts. Regularly didn’t wear one. Regularly “caught” and issued detention. By the time I left and for a couple of decades later, as I understand it, I held the record for most hours of detention (~183). Jokes on them as the detention monitor helped me with school work and gave me my first (of many) handjobs. She was a pro.