Well I’ll be damned, I had one in my spam folder too. What petty little dicks, they should catch another suit for that. As if the lawsuit isn’t already pocket change to them

TIL I have a “notification history” toggle setting

Same, I only date her too

dude… no

I’ve never figured it out

Interesting! Like, “I have suddenly awoken”

My parents separated right before my 3rd birthday, and I still remember the argument (not the words, but the emotions and some actions). My mom threw a shoe and I remember thinking it was funny, because it landed on the window sill. I remember my dad leaving out the side door, and I guess it stuck with me cause he didn’t come back (not out of my life, just never came “home”). And then I remember my 3rd birthday party, who was there, and even a remote control car that my friend’s parents got me

But because of that, I can make a timeline a little easier, of whether my parents were together or not. And also which house, because they separated after moving to “my” second house

My first house we moved out of when I was maybe 2-ish. And I can still draw the layout, and what room was what. I can remember a Mr Yuk magnet on the fridge

My mom making fishsticks in the oven and they caught fire

A net of stuffed animals above my crib

Jumping in my crib and laughing with my sister, and then pretending to be asleep when the babysitter opened the door.

Shit, I still remember staring at that damn mobile above my crib a little, cause it was so soothing to me. I actually really liked that crib, it felt so safe lol

And then at our second house, I got a “big boy” bed and had my own room. Old memories are so strange in the way they’re recalled, almost like a fever dream or something

We were supposed to go to a Mardi Gras parade with family, but thankfully they cancelled. So now we’re awake early, have valentines day off together with no plans… and we’re gonna go fishing for a bit. Packing a cooler now and about to head out, then we’ll see where the day takes us! Just excited to have the day with my best friend (aka wife)

Why not newer AND fewer. We can multi-task

I’m godsmacked, I tell ya whhat

I would frame that as a token of honor! How weak of them lol

Doodling

Hey, I made something similar!