MolochHorridus

Please don’t throw Molotov cocktails at houses, it’s not good for the environment and there may be innocent animals inside.

Throw Molotov cocktails at tech bros and corporate assholes. And politicians, please don’t forget to throw Molotov cocktails at politicians.

Sitting down and wiping means no splatters.

Sit down and wipe.

Microsplatters though. It may seem the stream is solid, but it ain’t.

Or uses the toilet after “a proficient shaker” or worse yet, has to clean said toilet after group of “proficient shakers” have done their business.

Do you shake your ass after taking a dump? No? Why not? There’s your answer.

And wash that damn ass.