

I used to be 5’5, now I’m 5’4. Shrinkflation is real people!
Full time Midwestern Cat Rancher. Part time Network Engineer (Have to pay for the ranch).


I used to be 5’5, now I’m 5’4. Shrinkflation is real people!


Did your CEO have a “Fireside Chat” about how great AI is?


And do I have to come back?


You may be thinking of Ear Defenders. I wear a Bluetooth headset with flanged earbuds as they are more discreet.


“Why is everyone taking up old time hobbies?” Mmmhmm.


Yes, and yes.


A rigged system is not a paradox.


They have been constantly working to reach out to the utility companies to find a way to halt this.


For the company.
I love to gate keep! But it’s not going well.


I think I’ve always been older than you…


Tell me, what alignment is your car?


Step 1. Create a great marketing campaign to sell your idea!


I did the same thing. I’m a British football player! I always suspected since I’m a big Ted Lasso fan.


Better. My grandparents were poor, and my mother was poor. I managed to claw my way into the middle class. Doesn’t mean as much as it used to though.
I got sick and had to go on a restricted diet that was salt free AND potassium free. I had to learn to cook because everything has salt and/or potassium. Found out I love to cook and bake!



This is helping me get through a meeting right now.


So I’m the baseline. Is that what we’re thinking here?


Yes, I get them at Costco.
I don’t know. There’s some joy in saying I told you so, to people who had the hubris to try and stop teenagers from being teenagers.