

It doesn’t work due to birth defect and botched surgery, all his kids are artificial insemination and that in addition to a trans daughter (he paid for only boys damnit) and his wife leaving him for a trans woman is why he’s big mad about trans people.


An old friend was once getting a ride to work in an escalade when a big ole lifted truck did some dick move, so she made a big truck small dick joke. It didn’t land well. When another friend dumped this man, we learned she called him turtle 🐢 due to how turtles can pull their head in.