The subtext there is basically that if you’re still not able to shake the habit, you haven’t trusted or prayed enough, and that’s why Jesus isn’t helping.

SOVIET ANTHEM PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND

Also in places with false ceilings and hanging fixtures even light shockwaves can cause stuff to fall. Falling stuff, small fragile heads - just better to take cover than not.

Finally, some real schizoposting here. Everybody else is just putting out hypotheses based on real life evidence while you’ve given me exactly what I wanted: