I haven’t had a Tv in years but not because I wanna be cool or some shit but I don’t want to have one of these intrusive machines in the middle of my house. I already have enough of those.

Edit: NOT because 🫣

Siri: “sure! I’ll go right ahead and permanently delete everything.”

Slow Horses.

Are you on the Temu or the Amazon so that I can get some good boot straps and choke myself to ejaculation?

That water was in its way to somewhere, though. What is that other area gonna look like now that this device intercepts the water?

TIL! It’s fucking bananas that I never knew this.

Hell yeah! Thanks for that. I’ll check it out for sure.