MinnesotaGoddam

I was in a non trinitarian cult that most of Christianity does not consider to be Christian, but they themselves use the name of Christ and read the Bible. I would prefer not to open that can of worms here because like, cults gonna cult and this is not the only cult I have been in (I currently worship the pagan god of convergent evolution and blasphemy, which I made up because it sounded fun)

i used to be pseudochristian and have been a christian church musician. currently weird pagan. i don’t know if that’s christian enough, but here is my two cents:

he already crossed those whole “have no other gods before me, don’t take my name in vain” sins off the list with the golden krasnov statues. so like, if that wasn’t enough. i seem to recall a verse in christian scripture that says that even “god’s chosen people”, whatever that means, would be deceived, and gestures broadly

i mean this is what the flower girls at our wedding looked like

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Khamenicoin or Khomenicoin? this whole crypto thing is so confusing i just want to stick to Bigfootherium

edit: we should totally make a bigfoot memecoin and rip me off with it who’s in

your first sentence is the proper analysis. follow the money. they fucked up with the three day war so now they’re enriching themselves on polymarket. and the regular market. godsdamned insider trading

i mean depends which chair i collapse in first. i gotta get up in an hour, and…

FUCK I WAS SUPPOSED TO RUIN THE COFFEE AND FORGOT AGAIN

sounds about right. half hour tv shows last about 21 minutes. hour long ones last about 42. you used to get a little more time but there was like a minute or two of wiggle room each episode. hour longs used to last 52. writing for streaming is more fun because you get the flexibility you want, but people still expect 30/60 minute shows.

every time a viable alternative is established google will buy it

I am visibly disabled. the last time i was asked some version of “hey, how are you” that was not in a clinical situation was over a decade ago. people use different phatic expressions because they fear I might answer honestly.

my usual answer is “i’m alive/here. that makes it a good day” which people take as an optimistic greeting but folk who know me well, uh

This was my experience this morning. I ride a trike with a big fucking basket in back so i haul a lot of shit around town. It’s mostly pickup dudes who love my trike anyways i’ve discovered, but when i’m hauling shit (like 150 pounds of cat food) they really love it. I get “how much gas are you saving on that” “all of it, it gets me to the next town and back” a lot and it’s a real fun conversation.

oh, the fuck you contractors special. i know those contracts. it’s better to go work retail. they at least will give you benefits and stability.

my outlook might be colored by some incidents but you may have better luck than i have on those six month shit contracts.

oof i didn’t think it was that bad, i hadn’t looked at actual numbers. iirc folk were doing 15-20 cuts back during the crises i was dealing with. wfh was unheard of back then tho, so like i get where you’re coming from.

it’s possible. just, if you are looking right now, don’t expect the same salary you were getting. Be willing to take a minor pay cut, and be willing to take a service industry job just to get money. (that never touches your resume)

I was in accounting and very underemployed when Arthur Andersen disintegrated. And then again for Lehman Brothers. It was rough, but I got through.

the job search will destroy your soul. take breaks to keep yourself from doing things you will regret.

This gives me wonderful hope. How many of my buttholes am I going to be left with after my eventual extradition hearings to sanity?

THEY FINALLY GOT HOWARD

that looks fantastic. I just want to direct traffic to my favorite brunch place in san francisco. mostly because they had to close some locations. MODS IS THAT ALL RIGHT IT HAS A FUN NAME AND THE FOOD IS REALLY GOOD THEY MAKE THEIR OWN JAM

uh, “cool enough to take a photo of” and “took a photo of” are different. here’s a face my cat made my wife and i keep sending back and forth at each other instead of :P

LOOK AT HIM HE’S SUCH A GOOBER

i currently use firefox. mind sharing that extention with us please?