Bread, unquestionably. Cheese is fantastic on its own. Bread kinda depends on the quality of the bread, but I’d prefer any quality cheese over low-quality bread.

Congrats and welcome.

Thank you for telling you story. I’m sorry that you are in the position you are in where you can’t freely be yourself around others.

Asking the important questions.

Unquestionably yes. My coffee doesn’t taste like shit, and my PJs are far more comfortable than any office attire imaginable.

Dank reference.

I’ll never forgive MS for that.

Could they? Definitely, but there’s a really uneven balance between effort and reward. I do listen to some dank tunes though…

Laughs in the archaic technology of the 3.5mm audio jack

Hummus. There is some degree of effort involved, where you have to put 5 or so ingredients in a blender and blend them. Use crackers, pita, tortilla, veggies, etc. to deliver hummus to your mouth.