At the same time, the vehicle’s electric-powered door handles became inoperable once the battery system caught fire, preventing the two from getting out or rescuers getting in – a serious issue that has similarly doomed others riding in Teslas – Shantorria Herring’s complaint alleges.

Terrible engineering. And it cost these two their lives, as well as others.

But the savings haven’t flowed down to us. Gotta make line go up, it seems.

Could microfiche make a comeback with this?

So like a fox, but fake in a Fr*nch way

So their app description is lying?

Sorry, you can’t. However, you can look at his ever increasingly shiny leather jackets!

But muh slop

A robo hand job is yet another way AI is taking our jerbs

“Beware… the Ides of Deez Nuts”

MechaCaesar unleashes heat ray attack

If I didn’t already cancel them, this would make me cancel them again.

Queso

Hillary did some maximum pandering there, but it worked since I dutifully did Pokémon Go to the Polls.

Voice recognition with the latest brainrot phrases built in, grouped by generation.

“That’s gnarly, bro” - Millennial

“Skibidi Ohio Toilet brah” - Gen Z

"6 7 6 7” - Gen Alpha

Goddamn clankers.

That’s 8 more that would still be alive today if he hadn’t made the stupid move to invade Iran.

We could turn all that blue stuff on the map into more parking lots ya know

…what in the hell is he blathering about?

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.