‘arrested at 1:30am’

That was his mistake. Do it at 10am on a weekday with cones and a high vis vest and they wouldn’t have noticed for a couple months.

It was very poorly written. The fact that you (and I) read the article and don’t know what they were intending to convey is telling. I THINK the issue is fragmentation that they mention breifly, but that is probably me bring my previous opinions to the article.

Risotto isn’t complex per se, but 20-30 minute of stiring/babysitting isn’t exactly easy.