Por que no los dos? The bottles drive them out of the bunkers then you reach out to touch more accurately

I’ve taken a couple uber rides in a Tesla and I wish they’d give you the option to select NOT THAT. I just stared at the stupid door button the whole time

I try not to, but it seems like most rockstars are shitbags and the stories don’t always come out until much later.

Metric, although I’ve never picked up an innate sense of Celsius

I wish I got to live on the warp drive side of WW3 but oh well

The amount of ready to arm weapons and number of times we’ve come close to launching them is terrifying.

Snatch

I love that Swingline only introduced the red stapler after Milton made it famous

The new California republic seems to be the only people who see this coming

Bezos is turning down more obscene money that no other employee will ever see?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA cool story bro

I’m a proud graduate from the Terrence Howard school of math.

I guess they haven’t asked me or it’d be 91%

It had enormous potential then just sort of ended in an orgy and…the world is Netflix

I’ll hate them forever for cancelling Santa Clarita Diet right when Fillion shows up

The different voices singing the same song for each season…👌