Nah. The question is ambiguous and you understood it the other way - the way the OP intended 🙂

OP asks what the least logical thing I am afraid of is:

Trump is a thing (he’s a fucking tool)
Trump is illogical (he has dementia)
Trump is frightening (he has the nuclear codes)

Donald J. Trump

Stalin of course.

But I fully expect this totally verifiably factual post to be violently downmodded in 3, 2, 1… 🙂

They are under my skin, so no 🙂

Implants usually involve a scalpel to get in and out of you - unless they’re small injectable glass implants like those for pets, in which case it’s just a small jab to implant it.

They don’t ring. They’re much too small.

The only minor danger I was afraid of was being unable to go through MRI machines with those of my implants that have a ferrite core - i .e. small glass implants. But it turns out, they’re completely unaffected - at least up to 2T, which was the strongest MRI field I went through. They do warp the MRI scan pretty badly around them though 🙂

Mostly just my phone. I don’t need keys because my implants let me open doors at home and at work, and I don’t need a payment card because I also have a payment implant.

My company is approaching AI like it’s been approaching anything for the past 40 years: with extreme caution. It’s coming alright, but the engineers are carefully evaluating it for coding, and it certainly isn’t being rolled out recklessly.

I’m one of several die-hards who flat-out refuse to use it - not so much because it’s AI, but because it’s provided by an American company - and my choice is respected. Our CEO sees old-timers like me as the fallback is AI ends up shitting the company’s bed.

I know the feeling. I worked as a gunsmith for a certain well-known ultra-luxury hunting rifle maker, and obscene is the word: we made 12 guns per year and that kept 15 people employed. Our cheapest shotgun sold for just under 100k. Our customers would come and buy those things as if they were cheap trinkets.

Yeah, it gave 15 people a job. But nothing of value was produced to society.

I have a great job, I’m reaching the end of a successful career and I’m very happy with the choices I’ve made in my professional life.

But my job is NOT important and I’m not proud of it. I’m only proud of having the honesty to do what I’m paid to do well. Beyond that, my job is a means to an end: supporting my loved ones. They are what’s important. Nobody goes to their grave reflecting on what they did for a living.

Let him “vibe-code” himself into a problem, then tell him you can’t fix the mess he done did.

Can you repeat the question? I can’t hear a thing with that damn rock-n’-roll racket…

Extra sociopathic point for by finding the exact person who made your shoes in the third world country sweatshop and bringing them over on a work visa to work for you as a shoe-tyer

Surely that involves ordering a black man to do it for you using the N-word.

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Let me guess: none of them mentions Donald Trump…
Oh, they do!

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If you have a Chase bank account, change bank.

lumping in every person who’s done anything wrong into the same evil billionaire bucket muddies the waters

No it doesn’t. Nobody who has good in them becomes a billionaire. Only psychopaths and ruthless people who are willing to make the lives of a whole lot of other human beings worse for their own benefit become billionaires.

There are good rich people to be sure. But the richer they are, the less likely they are to be good.

Just imagine how many orders of magnitude more good he could have done if he had simply paid his taxes like the rest of us, instead of playing the kind rich man peppering a tiny fraction of his obscene wealth on poor people here and there.