Okay yes fuck cars but have you ever tried walking across a river?

There’s a lot of competition, but right now Trump is vying for a gold medal as hard as he can, which might actually explain a few things. He wants to be the best at being the worst.

“It’s like trying to herd cats.”

The Elder Scrolls, because I know the duplication glitches and the restoration portion loop. I shall become a vampire Emperor, personally slaughter every fucking Thalmor, and use my magical staff to turn my enemies into sweet rolls and then fucking eat them.

It’s about grief and depression. Oh and having a shitty dad. The depression part hit too hard when I was a kid and didn’t understand how bad my depression was.

Worst stepdads ever.

Facebook and Twitter, it whatever they call themselves now that they’re having a midlife crisis.

They’ve both been irrelevant to me for years now.

future tense, they even posted about it, jfc

If that 16° in foreign members numbers or freedom units?

Edit: autocorrect error

No it’s still known as Twitter, despite changing it’s name to X.

It’s working, yeah, but it’s sideloaded installed outside of a washed garden, so it’ll soon be uninstallable.

They didn’t want people noticing that they arrested a guy who was trying to make the city a better place for free.

How dare you do free work! There are perfectly expensive contractors we could have paid with your tax money to do that if we gave a fuck!

Seriously though the stop signs are a problem but the stripes? Fuck the city.

Don’t forget their ongoing war on ad blocking. I’ll miss NewPipe so much.

Well this sounds fucking horrible.

Say goodbye to whatever miniscule revenue you were guns get there. The faster these fucking slop bots die the better.

Good. Palantir needs to get Sarumaned.

Wait, are they humanoid android eyes, or human eyes in the android? Because if it’s the latter then I have questions.

If there’s a camera in the bathroom then you definitely have a home run lawsuit, at least in America.