Sometimes it helps to pee sitting down.

That haircut screams untrustworthiness.

Useful doesn’t mean you’ll enjoy it. I have the math skills but no musical skills. I wish I could sit on my patio and strum a guitar.

Sloths. I didn’t know why I hate them. But I do.

I would talk about an exit strategy to avoid a meaningful interaction, and just pretend we’re having a dialogue.

I welcome another avenue to let them know how much I hate them.